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Better Than Nat King Cole

by Detroit CYDI & Stryfe

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Sean Uppercut Cold snow Hot chocolate on my nose Jack Frost nip windows all frosted best gloves I lost them Then found them Celebrating Wrapped up Ice skating Don't got a sled I'll make one Just grab me A lunch tray then See the people All cheery We do this Once yearly Got family Uh hold dearly All intogether They near me On the table we got cookies Did I mention We got cookies We got cookies and punch and pie We got cookies and punch and pie Punch and pie punch and pie We got cookies and punch and pie Punch and pie and punch and pie We got cookies and punch and pie Rufio Fighting 3 point one four We made it to the end Of the year. Once. More. Turkey dinner With the fancy silverware Granny cooked for hours Get the biggest share Grand dad got the food And gets the comfy chair Rest of us just Tried to stay up out they hair Eat a bunch of sweets Just like we at a fair Open presents early No boy don't you dare Then all of us amped up To play Secret Santa I don't know who I'll get Nor what I should ask for But I'm with the family Just that makes me happy Cause this year was cautious Avoided the naught list
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lyrics Chorus: What did you get for Christmas? Did you get everything on your wishlist? x 2 Stryfe: I can hear Santa's sleigh he filled up the toy bag yesterday my stocking was hung on the chimney with care hoping I was good enough to not get coal in there other kids told me that he wasn't real but every year I get a present by the tree with a tag that says he put it under there who else? nobody in my house finna eat no cookies and milk they tell me they ain't gotta fireplace, ask, "how he getting in homes?" how else, dummy? he climbed in through the windows who you think buiding the xboxes and nintendos? he only trying to give back the christmas that the Grinch stole anyway, I got physical proof it was footprints on the roof when we went to take them lights down who else would stay at the north pole and freeze to give kids who don't even believe some toys so they'll pipe down? Doc ILLingsworth: Awakening from a christmas eve nap I hear glass shattering, and so I re-act reach back for the g-at while running to the stairs, vision impaired a little dizzy, tripping over jimmies, the sticky icky scent in the air unfamiliar, saw a shadowy figure, ripping the paper off the gifts I had labored to make presentable to give em to some kids who had little to make their holiday memorable, I pointed the barrel, a shot whistled through the visage who, must've been invincible because he didn't notice it, in one motion he hoisted all the boxes into the chimney, and rocketed out of it, I've had an encounter with Santa's maniacal counterfeit counterpart bound to start a fuss if I call the precinct talking wild, I mean what would we think? if some clown popped up sayin' that Santa robbed him for all of the stocking stuffs man, we'd prolly wanna have him locked up Chorus Rufio Jones: December 24, I can't take it anymore Tree got the presents glowing, and man not knowing Is killin me, maybe if I take a little peak I won't be so antsy, and be able to sleep But I've been waitin like 3 hundred and 58 days Chompin at the bit, even feelin kinda crazy What will I get, Guess I gotta have faith That it's good, cause if it ain't I'm punchin Santa in the face Hey I've been nice this year but what difference would it make If all that's in my stocking is an Omaha Steak But I'll wait a couple hours. if tomorrow ain't great I got a hit out on Saint Nicholas Cause I am on the take Sean Uppercut: Oh me, oh my, Oh my Oh me! Wipe the crust out my eyes and Dash to the tree What could it be? this present looks important Unwrap the box ITS A PAIR OF AIR----- GORDANS? Gordans? I wanted jordans, okay, I'll see what else santa claus got in store then Yes, this Present must be better than before OMG NINTENDO SIXTY.....One? One. Nintendo sixty one. How can I have fun with a Nintendo sixty one. Yo, santa, What's up with these knockoff gifts My grades is straight A's and I've been a good kid Peeked in the kitchen, I knew instantly Why he had to give these off-brand generic gifts to me Get Santa some real cookies, how the story goes Cause my parents left him Hydrox instead of Oreos (Chorus)
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watch Rufio Jones explain the title of this project: youtu.be/nZ6rx7lAumg

more xmas music illingsworks.bandcamp.com/track/frankincense-myrrh

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released December 14, 2016

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stuff i make = music with @rufiojones @seanuppercut, beats, raps, videos.
born & bred resident of Detroit.
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