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OLD MAN RAPS

by Illingsworth

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have you ever seen a man with his hand outstretched yet somehow it got you out of debt? (nah) yeah you wanna flex you wanna get the rolex i bet you wanna own jets and not know where you'll go next  i'm avoiding the toe tags you avoiding the soap splash  i'm annoying as four flats keeping you from your dough stack  at the level of pro stat embezzle without the blowback metal shredding you polecats  and never spillin my cognac  you know that yeah they wanna drive the boat but they ain't got the sea legs  billy dee with the colt he lift it with crispy reflex  i ain't tryna smoke i consult with the rejects craig you ain't got to lie just kick it without the pretext i'm on my dexter's lab no Dee Dee he just be depressed  got the heebee jeebees you see me as g rodriguez  would you do me a kindness? and i won't see it as weakness promise i'll pick you first on my team  see me at recess  'cause we fresh
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OLD MAN RAPS 02:15
wait until my corporate partners hear about the slander cyberbully channels are cancer cancer cancer you surely did the caper wrong giving disc jockies paper to play your song they accepted your pay and played along benched players you've never seen with game faces on some semi-brainless pawns versus this voracious spawn you've made assumptions which ended in grave deductions plus sebaceous bumps pus and flaky rough skin wishing for death summons when facing defenders with less guts step disruptions changes ankles to flesh muffins you went left, nothinh look like your nikes had an eject-button stop on dime, pull up, head bussing insider intel specifies that the feds coming get off that mufuckin phone, bruh shred something he got away wit the dossier aim for the top not today hot puree is just a shot away see if you can trace my after-images i re-arrange time, space, and tracks of instruments and though your bank is limitless ridiculous amounts you'd have to pay to have these privileges a hater has to live wit it greater name snakes claim your back's defended but would take it back it minutes just to pray your past amended the power level is well over 9-thou but i can only imagine what you'll say if that diminishes like, he a punk he a chump bruh he cheap wearing the same jeans everyday of the week that's cool not trying put too much on you but i gotta let you know that nobody fuck with you one day you’re gonna be a mean old man with blown out adrenal glands and a pair of idle evil hands look at his knees he can't even stand he can't do the same things that younger people can
3.
too many acts be lab assembled from fashion stencils notice the wack minstrel classism cash-grab corner you've backed up into due to lacked potential if i was you i'd pray for fast dismissal each sacramental passage send rappers to alternate dimensions where their backs are brittle heads as big as their ego insinuates but their hats are little and the golden rule of the land is you always gotta have it with you and even if it's accidental a wizard blasts you with magic pistol reducing you to a mass of crystals the lamb is sacrificial cats'll hit you for apack of skittles i cain't spark courage that you don't have within you it ain't a factor for me to shatter a status symbol dummies gon make me put the match to kindle i'm cool with conan i'm fighting Fallon and clappin Kimmel ....fuck cdbaby and fuck tune core soon i'll drop your platoon force through the moon door my super suit is synthesized from moon ore i rule it for two-score like the Tudors i started off as thin pale trash then upgraded, went the Intel path and took a stem-cell bath so you should treat me like the pope, brethren those who spoke negatively get choked and get their toes severed then placed in envelopes and sent to separate coasts while i sit reading the washington post in the smoke section more dangerous than a bomb in a drone weapon the galaxy note 7's a close second you fuck with the build, fam let's vision board it here's a novel idea let's write a rhyme then record it
4.
you never know how long it'll last so surfs up we all going out with a blast so, turn up we certainly couldn't last through fucking this earth up but there's nothing like a scientist's wit a nerd's touch to gift us absurd luck BUT you seem to be a gift horse orthodontist adhering to your dogmas claiming you draining swamps but now your office in the marshes is evidence of your heartlessness you not keeping you promise so fuck you and your congress my city's my accomplice we shitting on the pompous reap the energy that blossoms we believe in these concoctions, yeah see the time is ticking on the clock yeah we sticking to the plot BUT you never know how long it'll last so surfs up we all going out with a blast so turn up we certainly couldn't last through fucking this earth up but there's nothing like a scientist's wit a nerd's touch to gift us absurd luck i gotta admit it it probably isn't an optimistic hobby to visit these zombies and critics whom only seek to copy and mimic me body and spirit bureaucracy is oddly specific at targeting innocent niggas with policies, prisons and hostile conditions, contending with hollow provisions and sorrow and schisms tomorrow isn't given so borrow and lend it and spend it fuck it 'cause you never know how long it'll last so surfs up we all going out with a blast so, turn up we certainly couldn't last through fucking this earth up but there's nothing like a scientist's wit a nerd's touch to gift us absurd luck even with all the strength that we can muster it's hard for me to leave the structure when my peoples suffer from needle punctures or the lack of equal legal buffers i'd rather be an evening plumber with a stinking plunger than be deep in slumber even if i miss a week in summer deep in Tika Sumpter and a peak at Visa numbers Grecian freaks and threesome wonders 'til repletion shudders we some demon hunter, cretin crushers you never know how long it'll last so surfs up we all going out with a blast so turn up we certainly couldn't last through fucking this earth up but there's nothing like a scientist's wit a nerd's touch to gift us absurd luck
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fidgety 02:20 video
serial experimenter this isn't beginner cock-ring made in the image of a fidget spinner bigger dinner my plate's full appraisal of the portrayal is faithful my next vinyl is gate-fold check the dotted line since the forgotten times go and get your box to shine my entire product line after that swab the poop deck goo gobs and boot-sweat new Saab new crew necks every line measured twice, cut once to die for taking care of your animal needs like pet supply stores i'll probably die in a forest in the crossfire of time-lords an a army of cyborgs fighting for a divine orb my principles stick to me i've guaranteed victory so what's with the big hurry? see this is a journey where any beauty comes inversely related to moments wholly submitted to big worries i aim for the fence pearly so serve me unearthly spreads of burgers and turkey legs you off the nervous meds? i'm garnering furtive pledge and now the crib's furnished and i'm surrounded by servants giving off an assertive air the kid's of the surly fare i'd rather be searching for twerking rears and perfect pairs to squirt and insert it there when you in a shitstorm keep your mouth closed you already gotta brown nose i'm peeking through the sewer grate wearing clown clothes my objective is to drown foes only connecting with the sound pros on my proud brow where the crown goes now now, cocaine kings you don't want your snow plowed 'cause nobody wishes to vouch for your louse hordes your whole house smells like outdoors how can i espouse the virtues of accepting these nerd hues an outcast banned from practice and the work due out past the curfew mouth fast as whirlpools crowds smashed and burned through

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gotta get rid of the rust somehow. track 1 is brand new. you may have heard the others already but it felt best to bundle them all as a 5-pack n ride out. hope you enjoy. spread it around if you like it.

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released November 5, 2019

i made some beats. i rapped on those beats. buh-bye.

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Illingsworth Detroit

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stuff i make = music with @rufiojones @seanuppercut, beats, raps, videos.
born & bred resident of Detroit.
smooth due to alopecia.

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