Rufio Jones' Loot Suit

by Rufio Jones

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1.
Aliens 04:12
I'm surrounded by aliens By aliens… by aliens… 2x So many little green men In my wallet Looks like an unidentified Flying object 2x When you go to the club You satisfied when it's raining When I go to the club It's more like an invasion It's little green men everywhere Floating down to earth like they don't care She jumped off the pole, go get the probe She's stuffing them in her underwear Whoa, I'm out this world I'm Marvin the Martian I just paid her rent I think I'm MARVIN I'm automated… I'm highly favored I bring home the bacon… continue shaking You in my tractor beam now I can power down You come with with me But not your friends; not taking cows In this abduction They'll be an obstruction Drag down my space ship So they are not wanted (no thanks) But you can tell them All bout your experience When you finally wake up From these experiments Then I send her back home with a smile One more addition to the triple X files Her jeans I splice them I'm Neil DeGrasse Tyson You are hot piping You are so enticing With Benjamin Franklins How I like to thank them That ass got me spacing And I cannot fight it Look at all these honeys Work for all this money Your body is a phaser And you set that bitch to stunning She twerking it out of her mind Describing her in a word… fine All around just c-notes, it's like Close Encounters of the Third Kind I love it my brother, she's perfect And has everything that I want I asked her her name She said "It's Odyssey, silly… Two thousand and one" And honestly man I was sure that she had to be lying Or sum(thin) But that's the actual name That was given to her by her father and mum We had some fun… but I had to toss her Had to make some more room In my flying saucer Men are from Mars Women are from Venus My brain light years away But you know where my penis Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars Dollar bills… falling down Like shooting… stars Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus & Neptune Aliens ain't changing me So I guess that means I am special
2.
Sorry, Meijer Don't want nobody fired But I am from Detroit So my straits are more dire I'm extreme couponing New detergent for my laundry Saved a hundred dollars And my heart is still pounding I pick a pack of pickles Paid a penny for a pear I peeped some penny loafers Paid a penny for a pair Oh joy it's double coupon day On top of that At 2AM of everyday They restock all the racks So the world is now my oyster Man, matter of fact I bought two pounds of oysters Got a quarter back Notice that I… Don't have a care on this Earth I pay exactly What this crap's worth She paid 300 bucks For that bag I wear the free shirt That came with her purse I'm the worst, this I know But I save Untold amounts of money If I buy a paper for a dollar On Sunday (dummies) I'm the cheapest person On the planet x3 But I know how to Money manage x2 Guess what, chump My reputation You can not damage x3 I don't feel bad When I turn cans in x2 Because that is ten cents I didn't have before Sometimes it feels Like I've sinned for sure Cause I take advantage of steals and deals 90% off a 5 course meal Even if my date is embarrassed She'll feel better At the peak of the Ferris wheel For real, I will become a freak Cause I get geeked at the sight of my receipt When you look at my bill I know what you feel Jealousy, envy, hatred, zeal Now you lookin mad While you spreading Grey Poupon You should've checked the net Living Social or Groupon And really though Who are you trying to impress A $150 check won't get you under that dress But if you need a friend So you don't feel lonely Buy one get one limited time only
3.
I can't see shit from here I can't see shit from here I am up too high and You're too destitute to come here I may need some oxygen The air up here is thinner Thinner air means trillionaire Goddammit I'm a winner My bankroll is taller Than my nigga Chris Wiltz When I stand on top of it You think I'm wearing stilts Got old money, my stocks up I hit the lotto and still Got duckets in the Cayman Islands Haven't read will I ball until I'm dead And then I resurrect my corpse I've got so much money I can buy states like New York I can pay the judge To kill my enemies in court I've got too much power Play these niggas like a sport I'm the best of poor and rich I'm like a human spork Yes I am important bitch So act just like you know First you pay attention Then you pay me what you owe My pockets so potent I can influence you vote I've got too much moolah I've got too much moolah Got many money making ventures Left in my medulla My wallet stay fatter Than the stomach on Buddah You can't be great You got more snakes around you Than Medusa Your green is like a murder scene Accounts are looking gruesome Here's a buck, go away And make yourself useful I'm just being truthful Not trying to diss you Get a razor blade, draw a bath Nobody will miss you I am so high I can see the ozone If I jump I die That I can afford tho I am so cold I inspired Frozone At the mall clownin Bitch they call me Bozo You want some self worth You better get yourself worth You're not getting paid If you're slaving at work You gotta be rich If you wanna make a statement I'm talking this shit… cause I can make the payments Thuggy: i climbed up on that money pile i climbed up on that money pile jump from the top, top speed hit the ground, jumped up a little ruffled with a country smile damn looked down and saw my body broken and leaking the ground then opened and demons was like "come own bro, we leaving" i say gotdamn let's roll, these haters wanna take my soul but ain't nothing to take i'm too cold nigga, ballin this hard can take it's toll OH, when i die these niggas might cry if you try to pull a casket up the contract was such those amassed could pay credit or cash to snort a sack of my ashes up ....and the reaper wanna wrap me up but the money flow like aqueducts shorties see the rollees and they have to touch thuggy see the puddy an he have to fuck it's that mcthuuuuuglinz, thuggin straight baby call yo mate baby relationship state shaky nope it all ain't gravy shorty fought it bravely but became flaky as pastries when i gave her the mauve mercedes ain't gotta pray for me i'm at the pearly gates youse a lame ignoramus if you think this paper cain't save me
4.
Creflos 01:04
French macaroons 40 Creflos Van Gogh painting 80 Mil Creflos Bose soundbar 300 Creflos iPhone cord 19 Creflos Kobe beef 200 Creflos Leather headboard 600 Creflos MacBook Air 1200 Creflos New car lease 400 Creflos Air Yeezys 5000 Creflos 50 yard line seats 1100 Creflos CHORUS x2 When I'm left to My own devices I try to navigate through All these godforsaken prices Starbucks latte 8 Creflos Salmon pâté 22 Creflos Flight to LA 700 Creflos Hospital stay 8000 Creflos 3 piece suit 3000 Creflos Downtown rent is 1000 Creflos Oriental rug 500 Creflos Jay Z tickets 900 Creflos Whole Foods Bill hundred 50 Creflos New recliner 800 Creflos
5.
Zero Hour 03:06
Time is money And it's midnight In the military (x3) Zero zero colon Zero zero I got x3 I've got nothing left to give No tricks up my sleeve Not sure where the rent is come from Man I can't believe That I even made it thru the month Let alone the week But it's true I did it So I guess I'm on a winning streak Nothing in the mattress Nothing in the bank My checking and savings Look about as empty As my tank I promise you Ima do Everything I think it takes Already left a bunch of Bad and bounced checks In my wake Nothing in my pocket Just a bunch of lint Scholar without dollars I don't have a solitary cent Man I made a nest egg just in case Don't know where it went Guess it flew the coup My money and my energy is spent (Denizen) Nothing I can pawn Nothing left to sell Looks like I'm a pawn of the system Far as I can tell I have been Buying up remorse at retail/retell stories Bout how extraordinarily fast I fell Nothing else that I think I can really do Maybe I can go and sell About a pint of blood or 2 Anything illegal done for money Might've done a few Supper as a luxury You shouldn't suffer through (Pitiful) No change in my couch Nor in my demeanor I've been playing nice But it seems I'm only getting meaner That's because my stash has gotten tapped No cash in my socks I know what it feels like To be landed on by Plymouth Rock (What time you say it was again)
6.
No. Never. 02:36
I love you dearly So know that I'm not Tryina be a jerk But if you want some money I think you better work Cause I don't make enough at my job to just give you some If i do where's the 100 bucks I'm missing sposed to come from I need it more Than you think you do I surely need it more than Whoever you would give it to We've known each other long enough I think you understand That I don't make enough To even come to me for cash The neighbors haven't cut the grass Charge 10 bucks 10 times You'll have every cent you asked (Cause I can't help you, homie) Can I borrow… No Can you lend me… Never How bout… Nope I only need like… Naw But I get paid next… Absolutely not A wise woman once told me Some very good advice Keep in mind that I'm quoting "Let people that don't have No money have no money" That may sound funny But truer words Have never been spoken Tryina get a penny out of me Well keep hoping Ask me for money I'll assume you've been smoking My heart may be willing But my wallet won't open Can't pay your water bill Can't pay me You can't ask me for a bill Then you can't blame me You mad I won't help I get it, yo, I truly understand But best believe I won't be having overdrafts Cause of yo ass
7.
(This song's for my niggas Even if you got titties You can still be my nigga) When I step up out the crib I walk out of the door Tryna get it how I live And I live life dope My girl look like a Coke And that ain't no joke We wildin like the summer bout to end Jumping in head first til the toes in And if you are not opposing Here is the question that I'm posing CHORUS x4 Do you want to… Do you wanna party with a nigga? Do you want to… Do you wanna party with me We on Woodward looking like particles At the Dream Cruise No clothing articles… Carnival Dream Cruise Who barbequing cause we need food Scoop said come through But they need booze Brought cases of that rare Four Loko Made a rave out an ice cream social But ain't nobody beefing And certainly there ain't nobody leaving The ladies got their swimsuits on Sunlight put some brown in they skin tone Now they shining and glistening Only thing you won't find here Is whining and bitching Raise your glass to a good ass life No work, no tests, no stress, no fights No news, no fear, no fuss, no plight No mess, no texts, no black verse white Just partying So do you want to party Cause if so, let's get it started We are not charging admission This shit's free for all my partners And you do not need no flier We don't care bout your attire If your worth a couple million dollars Or you just got fired So will you do me a favor Help me wake up all the neighbors Turn the block into a club And we're promoting lewd behavior Turn the volume up to 12 It's alright to lose yourselves Let's get rowdy for a spell Fully delve into this party rockin
8.
Make room for my Ducati Call her Gali cause she zoom Zoom, zooming around in Bali Looking oddly like a spook You can bet I'm dressed in all black Looking obviously cool With a hottie named Holly's Naked body in my room Sent home for being naughty I was tardy from the school And I may or may not possibly Have touched the teacher's boob Now she's teaching me from home And saying what I need to do If a big titty teacher Wanna teach me how to screw Now I got my jollies off And so it's on to lesson 2 She said the fallacy of currency Is thinking that it proves Every dollar's a reflection Of respect that I am due And the folly of perception Means that that is prob'ly true So I roll in a Bugatti Cause I'm following the suit And the ladies rolling too And they don't even think it's cute Expensive clothes, shoes And square feet that I don't even use And it's gone in a jiffy Zoom… golly… zoom Stryfe: Golly, I'm runnin roads, Wil' E, I zoom like witches on brooms on the 13th Friday, Proly left a body behind me in the dust, Trust, Pass that plate after you ate and see that *pew*, Chuuch, I make the road meet rubber, Your woman, I'ont love her, Foot in the clutch got her acting childish as Donald Glover, On muh nuts, goin nuts, Cuz the strut, make her wonder, Gave her this Nutter Butter just to satiate her hunger, Unh, Beat it to death, from the womb to the tomb, Resurrect the whole stable wit the power, *Vroom Vroom* And I, Still gotta put another gallon in the GT, Speedin down the street wit my song on repeat, Tryin' to get live like the niggas on TV, Pedal bring the heat like a kettle when the steam, Squeak out the hole, I take my feet off the go, While I pick up my girl jaw, She dropped her teeth on the floor, She thinkin, Golly, The speed that I connect with is shocking, Like Rufio's roundabout allusion to Illuminati , ZOOM Oh golly gee; Well pardon me But if I tell you I'm a liar that is honesty So don't believe me And only half of what you see If you don't expand you can't believe There's land beyond the sea Can't see the forest fore the trees Then you won't like the leaves Don't look a gift horse in the mouth They have the sharpest teeth Money is the evil root Yet we have all the seeds Money makes us dummies Hard to think before we speak You like "I'm dead broke" Yet you're alive in one piece So you doin things in back alleys And get put out on front street It's a crying shame what we do for it From the old richest to the new poorest The loot's porous I'm a Scorpio… my scope's Horus The pyramid eye's on us Dan Gilbert's at the crib But he can see I'm in the lobby I'm outy 5000… zoom golly
9.
Worked in an office on the campus grounds Sorted all the mail then I made the rounds Collated all the papers that I had to file Go into the lunchroom Change the coffee grounds Not enough to live but I could pay the rent Not a pretty penny but an ugly cent I need a little government assist So food in the fridge and the freezer Could exist 80 bucks a month, yeah I made it work First time I had steak where the cut was skirt And the skirt I was with, man listen She could cook circles Round the chefs on Hell's Kitchen I was eating good in the neighborhood Really Wasn't no Applebee's near me, feel me All lawful but it felt like a racket Can't have it in this new tax bracket Farewell welfare Technically I still am poor They say I can't use you no more As soon as I could sign up for health care It's farewell welfare Got a new job in the private sector Course on harassment in a private lecture Take money out my check for a 401k So I have extra cash some day Another chunk to Blue Cross Blue Shield In case I get hurt at work or fell ill Still before I even get paid Student loans garnish my wage This is inhumane Yeah I got a new job which is rad But to cut the Bridge Card Had me cussing like Bob Saget What's really outlandish I still don't make enough to not panic From my vantage point something ain't right Cause I've never eaten this much Ramen in my life Thought I knew bout hard times I was doing better working part time I swear to the lord of lords I wasn't this poor before Bridge Card had me eating like a king Now I can't afford anything Back then tried wild caught salmon Now fish sticks all I can manage If I wanna snack like that again I need a second gig… can you dig?
10.
I can't see shit from here I can't see shit from here I am up too high and You're too destitute to come here I may need some oxygen The air up here is thinner Thinner air means trillionaire Goddammit I'm a winner My bankroll is taller Than my nigga Chris Wiltz When I stand on top of it You think I'm wearing stilts Got old money, my stocks up I hit the lotto and still Got duckets in the Cayman Islands Haven't read will I ball until I'm dead And then I resurrect my corpse I've got so much money I can buy states like New York I can pay the judge To kill my enemies in court I've got too much power Play these niggas like a sport I'm the best of poor and rich I'm like a human spork Yes I am important bitch So act just like you know First you pay attention Then you pay me what you owe My pockets so potent I can influence you vote I've got too much moolah I've got too much moolah Got many money making ventures Left in my medulla My wallet stay fatter Than the stomach on Buddah You can't be great You got more snakes around you Than Medusa Your green is like a murder scene Accounts are looking gruesome Here's a buck, go away And make yourself useful I'm just being truthful Not trying to diss you Get a razor blade, draw a bath Nobody will miss you I am so high I can see the ozone If I jump I die That I can afford tho I am so cold I inspired Frozone At the mall clownin Bitch they call me Bozo You want some self worth You better get yourself worth You're not getting paid If you're slaving at work You gotta be rich If you wanna make a statement I'm talking this shit… cause I can make the payments Thuggy: i climbed up on that money pile i climbed up on that money pile jump from the top, top speed hit the ground, jumped up a little ruffled with a country smile damn looked down and saw my body broken and leaking the ground then opened and demons was like "come own bro, we leaving" i say gotdamn let's roll, these haters wanna take my soul but ain't nothing to take i'm too cold nigga, ballin this hard can take it's toll OH, when i die these niggas might cry if you try to pull a casket up the contract was such those amassed could pay credit or cash to snort a sack of my ashes up ....and the reaper wanna wrap me up but the money flow like aqueducts shorties see the rollees and they have to touch thuggy see the puddy an he have to fuck it's that mcthuuuuuglinz, thuggin straight baby call yo mate baby relationship state shaky nope it all ain't gravy shorty fought it bravely but became flaky as pastries when i gave her the mauve mercedes ain't gotta pray for me i'm at the pearly gates youse a lame ignoramus if you think this paper cain't save me

about

Rufio says: I'm THAT rap fan that got sick of all the songs being about money. Then I had an idea that would test my resolve…
What if I made an album entirely about money? That is how "Rufio Jones' Loot Suit" was born.
There are so many aspects of money that aren't touched upon in music. On RJLS, issues ranging from being insanely rich to dirt poor are addressed in a melodic and tongue-in-cheek fashion. With some help from ILLingsworth, Stryfe, and Hongry Bogart, I believe this album is a fun swim in Scrooge McDuck's money vault. I hope my take on capitalism can be a breath of fresh air in an otherwise suffocating subject matter.

our bud Jason Matthews did some Photoshopping for us on the front and some good ol' fashioned photoing on the back cover. he also helped us shoot some videos that you'll see in the near future. twitter.com/RNA7 rna7.tumblr.com

Rufio's links:
twitter.com/RufioJones
instagram.com/detroitcydi
instagram.com/toast_of_dtown/
detroitCYDI.tumblr.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=py9_HMVzHDk&feature=youtu.be

GET RUFIO'S FIRST ALBUM :
rufiojones.bandcamp.com/album/tears-of-joy

check out our collaborators:
twitter.com/hongrybogart
hongrybogart.bandcamp.com/album/r-u-m-b-l-i-n-g-s
twitter.com/Stryfed
stryfe.bandcamp.com/album/rare-form-vol-1

credits

released July 15, 2015

raps: Rufio Jones
beats: ILLingsworth
including special guest appearances from Stryfe, as well as Hongry Bogart.

twitter.com/hongrybogart
hongrybogart.bandcamp.com/album/r-u-m-b-l-i-n-g-s
twitter.com/Stryfed
stryfe.bandcamp.com/album/rare-form-vol-1

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stuff i make = music with @rufiojones @seanuppercut, beats, raps, videos.
born & bred resident of Detroit.
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