1. |
Aliens
04:12
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I'm surrounded by aliens
By aliens… by aliens… 2x
So many little green men
In my wallet
Looks like an unidentified
Flying object 2x
When you go to the club
You satisfied when it's raining
When I go to the club
It's more like an invasion
It's little green men everywhere
Floating down to earth like they don't care
She jumped off the pole, go get the probe
She's stuffing them in her underwear
Whoa, I'm out this world
I'm Marvin the Martian
I just paid her rent
I think I'm MARVIN
I'm automated… I'm highly favored
I bring home the bacon… continue shaking
You in my tractor beam now
I can power down
You come with with me
But not your friends; not taking cows
In this abduction
They'll be an obstruction
Drag down my space ship
So they are not wanted (no thanks)
But you can tell them
All bout your experience
When you finally wake up
From these experiments
Then I send her back home with a smile
One more addition to the triple X files
Her jeans I splice them
I'm Neil DeGrasse Tyson
You are hot piping
You are so enticing
With Benjamin Franklins
How I like to thank them
That ass got me spacing
And I cannot fight it
Look at all these honeys
Work for all this money
Your body is a phaser
And you set that bitch to stunning
She twerking it out of her mind
Describing her in a word… fine
All around just c-notes, it's like
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
I love it my brother, she's perfect
And has everything that I want
I asked her her name
She said "It's Odyssey, silly…
Two thousand and one"
And honestly man
I was sure that she had to be lying
Or sum(thin)
But that's the actual name
That was given to her by her father and mum
We had some fun… but I had to toss her
Had to make some more room
In my flying saucer
Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
My brain light years away
But you know where my penis
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars
Dollar bills… falling down
Like shooting… stars
Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus & Neptune
Aliens ain't changing me
So I guess that means
I am special
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2. |
Like A Bandit
03:34
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Sorry, Meijer
Don't want nobody fired
But I am from Detroit
So my straits are more dire
I'm extreme couponing
New detergent for my laundry
Saved a hundred dollars
And my heart is still pounding
I pick a pack of pickles
Paid a penny for a pear
I peeped some penny loafers
Paid a penny for a pair
Oh joy it's double coupon day
On top of that
At 2AM of everyday
They restock all the racks
So the world is now my oyster
Man, matter of fact
I bought two pounds of oysters
Got a quarter back
Notice that I…
Don't have a care on this Earth
I pay exactly
What this crap's worth
She paid 300 bucks
For that bag
I wear the free shirt
That came with her purse
I'm the worst, this I know
But I save Untold amounts of money
If I buy a paper for a dollar
On Sunday (dummies)
I'm the cheapest person
On the planet x3
But I know how to
Money manage x2
Guess what, chump
My reputation
You can not damage x3
I don't feel bad
When I turn cans in x2
Because that is ten cents
I didn't have before
Sometimes it feels
Like I've sinned for sure
Cause I take advantage of steals and deals
90% off a 5 course meal
Even if my date is embarrassed
She'll feel better
At the peak of the Ferris wheel
For real, I will become a freak
Cause I get geeked at the sight of my receipt
When you look at my bill
I know what you feel
Jealousy, envy, hatred, zeal
Now you lookin mad
While you spreading Grey Poupon
You should've checked the net
Living Social or Groupon
And really though
Who are you trying to impress
A $150 check won't get you under that dress
But if you need a friend
So you don't feel lonely
Buy one get one limited time only
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3. |
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I can't see shit from here
I can't see shit from here
I am up too high and
You're too destitute to come here
I may need some oxygen
The air up here is thinner
Thinner air means trillionaire
Goddammit I'm a winner
My bankroll is taller
Than my nigga Chris Wiltz
When I stand on top of it
You think I'm wearing stilts
Got old money, my stocks up
I hit the lotto and still
Got duckets in the Cayman Islands
Haven't read will
I ball until I'm dead
And then I resurrect my corpse
I've got so much money
I can buy states like New York
I can pay the judge
To kill my enemies in court
I've got too much power
Play these niggas like a sport
I'm the best of poor and rich
I'm like a human spork
Yes I am important bitch
So act just like you know
First you pay attention
Then you pay me what you owe
My pockets so potent
I can influence you vote
I've got too much moolah
I've got too much moolah
Got many money making ventures
Left in my medulla
My wallet stay fatter
Than the stomach on Buddah
You can't be great
You got more snakes around you
Than Medusa
Your green is like a murder scene
Accounts are looking gruesome
Here's a buck, go away
And make yourself useful
I'm just being truthful
Not trying to diss you
Get a razor blade, draw a bath
Nobody will miss you
I am so high
I can see the ozone
If I jump I die
That I can afford tho
I am so cold
I inspired Frozone
At the mall clownin
Bitch they call me Bozo
You want some self worth
You better get yourself worth
You're not getting paid
If you're slaving at work
You gotta be rich
If you wanna make a statement
I'm talking this shit… cause
I can make the payments
Thuggy:
i climbed up on that money pile
i climbed up on that money pile
jump from the top, top speed
hit the ground, jumped up a little ruffled with a
country smile
damn
looked down and saw my body broken and leaking
the ground then opened and demons was like "come own
bro, we leaving"
i say gotdamn
let's roll,
these haters wanna take my soul
but ain't nothing to take i'm too cold
nigga, ballin this hard can take it's toll
OH, when i die these niggas might cry if you try to pull a casket up
the contract was such
those amassed could pay credit or cash to snort a sack of my ashes up
....and the reaper wanna wrap me up
but the money flow like aqueducts
shorties see the rollees and they have to touch
thuggy see the puddy an he have to fuck
it's that mcthuuuuuglinz, thuggin
straight baby
call yo mate baby
relationship state shaky
nope it all ain't gravy
shorty fought it bravely but became flaky as pastries
when i gave her the mauve mercedes
ain't gotta pray for me i'm at the pearly gates
youse a lame ignoramus if you think this paper cain't save me
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4. |
Creflos
01:04
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French macaroons 40 Creflos
Van Gogh painting 80 Mil Creflos
Bose soundbar 300 Creflos
iPhone cord 19 Creflos
Kobe beef 200 Creflos
Leather headboard 600 Creflos
MacBook Air 1200 Creflos
New car lease 400 Creflos
Air Yeezys 5000 Creflos
50 yard line seats 1100 Creflos
CHORUS x2
When I'm left to
My own devices
I try to navigate through
All these godforsaken prices
Starbucks latte 8 Creflos
Salmon pâté 22 Creflos
Flight to LA 700 Creflos
Hospital stay 8000 Creflos
3 piece suit 3000 Creflos
Downtown rent is 1000 Creflos
Oriental rug 500 Creflos
Jay Z tickets 900 Creflos
Whole Foods Bill hundred 50 Creflos
New recliner 800 Creflos
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5. |
Zero Hour
03:06
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Time is money
And it's midnight
In the military (x3)
Zero zero colon
Zero zero
I got x3
I've got nothing left to give
No tricks up my sleeve
Not sure where the rent is come from
Man I can't believe
That I even made it thru the month
Let alone the week
But it's true I did it
So I guess I'm on a winning streak
Nothing in the mattress
Nothing in the bank
My checking and savings
Look about as empty
As my tank
I promise you
Ima do
Everything I think it takes
Already left a bunch of
Bad and bounced checks
In my wake
Nothing in my pocket
Just a bunch of lint
Scholar without dollars
I don't have a solitary cent
Man I made a nest egg just in case
Don't know where it went
Guess it flew the coup
My money and my energy is spent
(Denizen)
Nothing I can pawn
Nothing left to sell
Looks like I'm a pawn of the system
Far as I can tell
I have been
Buying up remorse at retail/retell stories
Bout how extraordinarily fast I fell
Nothing else that I think
I can really do
Maybe I can go and sell
About a pint of blood or 2
Anything illegal done for money
Might've done a few
Supper as a luxury
You shouldn't suffer through
(Pitiful)
No change in my couch
Nor in my demeanor
I've been playing nice
But it seems I'm only getting meaner
That's because my stash has gotten tapped
No cash in my socks
I know what it feels like
To be landed on by Plymouth Rock
(What time you say it was again)
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6. |
No. Never.
02:36
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I love you dearly
So know that I'm not
Tryina be a jerk
But if you want some money
I think you better work
Cause I don't make enough at my job to just give you some
If i do where's the 100 bucks
I'm missing sposed to come from
I need it more
Than you think you do
I surely need it more than
Whoever you would give it to
We've known each other long enough
I think you understand
That I don't make enough
To even come to me for cash
The neighbors haven't cut the grass
Charge 10 bucks 10 times
You'll have every cent you asked
(Cause I can't help you, homie)
Can I borrow… No
Can you lend me… Never
How bout… Nope
I only need like… Naw
But I get paid next… Absolutely not
A wise woman once told me
Some very good advice
Keep in mind that I'm quoting
"Let people that don't have
No money have no money"
That may sound funny
But truer words
Have never been spoken
Tryina get a penny out of me
Well keep hoping
Ask me for money
I'll assume you've been smoking
My heart may be willing
But my wallet won't open
Can't pay your water bill
Can't pay me
You can't ask me for a bill
Then you can't blame me
You mad I won't help
I get it, yo, I truly understand
But best believe I won't be having overdrafts
Cause of yo ass
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7. |
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(This song's for my niggas
Even if you got titties
You can still be my nigga)
When I step up out the crib
I walk out of the door
Tryna get it how I live
And I live life dope
My girl look like a Coke
And that ain't no joke
We wildin like the summer bout to end
Jumping in head first til the toes in
And if you are not opposing
Here is the question that I'm posing
CHORUS x4
Do you want to…
Do you wanna party with a nigga?
Do you want to…
Do you wanna party with me
We on Woodward looking like particles
At the Dream Cruise
No clothing articles… Carnival Dream Cruise
Who barbequing cause we need food
Scoop said come through
But they need booze
Brought cases of that rare Four Loko
Made a rave out an ice cream social
But ain't nobody beefing
And certainly there ain't nobody leaving
The ladies got their swimsuits on
Sunlight put some brown in they skin tone
Now they shining and glistening
Only thing you won't find here
Is whining and bitching
Raise your glass to a good ass life
No work, no tests, no stress, no fights
No news, no fear, no fuss, no plight
No mess, no texts, no black verse white
Just partying
So do you want to party
Cause if so, let's get it started
We are not charging admission
This shit's free for all my partners
And you do not need no flier
We don't care bout your attire
If your worth a couple million dollars
Or you just got fired
So will you do me a favor
Help me wake up all the neighbors
Turn the block into a club
And we're promoting lewd behavior
Turn the volume up to 12
It's alright to lose yourselves
Let's get rowdy for a spell
Fully delve into this party rockin
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8. |
Zoom Golly feat. Stryfe
04:16
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Make room for my Ducati
Call her Gali cause she zoom
Zoom, zooming around in Bali
Looking oddly like a spook
You can bet I'm dressed in all black
Looking obviously cool
With a hottie named Holly's
Naked body in my room
Sent home for being naughty
I was tardy from the school
And I may or may not possibly
Have touched the teacher's boob
Now she's teaching me from home
And saying what I need to do
If a big titty teacher
Wanna teach me how to screw
Now I got my jollies off
And so it's on to lesson 2
She said the fallacy of currency
Is thinking that it proves
Every dollar's a reflection
Of respect that I am due
And the folly of perception
Means that that is prob'ly true
So I roll in a Bugatti
Cause I'm following the suit
And the ladies rolling too
And they don't even think it's cute
Expensive clothes, shoes
And square feet that I don't even use
And it's gone in a jiffy
Zoom… golly… zoom
Stryfe:
Golly,
I'm runnin roads, Wil' E,
I zoom like witches on brooms on the 13th Friday,
Proly left a body behind me in the dust,
Trust,
Pass that plate after you ate and see that *pew*,
Chuuch,
I make the road meet rubber,
Your woman, I'ont love her,
Foot in the clutch got her acting childish as Donald Glover,
On muh nuts, goin nuts,
Cuz the strut, make her wonder,
Gave her this Nutter Butter just to satiate her hunger, Unh,
Beat it to death, from the womb to the tomb,
Resurrect the whole stable wit the power,
*Vroom Vroom*
And I,
Still gotta put another gallon in the GT,
Speedin down the street wit my song on repeat,
Tryin' to get live like the niggas on TV,
Pedal bring the heat like a kettle when the steam,
Squeak out the hole,
I take my feet off the go,
While I pick up my girl jaw,
She dropped her teeth on the floor,
She thinkin, Golly,
The speed that I connect with is shocking,
Like Rufio's roundabout allusion to Illuminati ,
ZOOM
Oh golly gee; Well pardon me
But if I tell you I'm a liar that is honesty
So don't believe me
And only half of what you see
If you don't expand you can't believe
There's land beyond the sea
Can't see the forest fore the trees
Then you won't like the leaves
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
They have the sharpest teeth
Money is the evil root
Yet we have all the seeds
Money makes us dummies
Hard to think before we speak
You like "I'm dead broke"
Yet you're alive in one piece
So you doin things in back alleys
And get put out on front street
It's a crying shame what we do for it
From the old richest to the new poorest
The loot's porous
I'm a Scorpio… my scope's Horus
The pyramid eye's on us
Dan Gilbert's at the crib
But he can see I'm in the lobby
I'm outy 5000… zoom golly
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9. |
Farewell Welfare
03:34
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Worked in an office on the campus grounds
Sorted all the mail then I made the rounds
Collated all the papers that I had to file
Go into the lunchroom
Change the coffee grounds
Not enough to live but I could pay the rent
Not a pretty penny but an ugly cent
I need a little government assist
So food in the fridge and the freezer
Could exist
80 bucks a month, yeah I made it work
First time I had steak where the cut was skirt
And the skirt I was with, man listen
She could cook circles
Round the chefs on Hell's Kitchen
I was eating good in the neighborhood
Really
Wasn't no Applebee's near me, feel me
All lawful but it felt like a racket
Can't have it in this new tax bracket
Farewell welfare
Technically I still am poor
They say I can't use you no more
As soon as I could sign up for health care
It's farewell welfare
Got a new job in the private sector
Course on harassment in a private lecture
Take money out my check for a 401k
So I have extra cash some day
Another chunk to Blue Cross Blue Shield
In case I get hurt at work or fell ill
Still before I even get paid
Student loans garnish my wage
This is inhumane
Yeah I got a new job which is rad
But to cut the Bridge Card
Had me cussing like Bob Saget
What's really outlandish
I still don't make enough to not panic
From my vantage point something ain't right
Cause I've never eaten this much
Ramen in my life
Thought I knew bout hard times
I was doing better working part time
I swear to the lord of lords
I wasn't this poor before
Bridge Card had me eating like a king
Now I can't afford anything
Back then tried wild caught salmon
Now fish sticks all I can manage
If I wanna snack like that again
I need a second gig… can you dig?
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10. |
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I can't see shit from here
I can't see shit from here
I am up too high and
You're too destitute to come here
I may need some oxygen
The air up here is thinner
Thinner air means trillionaire
Goddammit I'm a winner
My bankroll is taller
Than my nigga Chris Wiltz
When I stand on top of it
You think I'm wearing stilts
Got old money, my stocks up
I hit the lotto and still
Got duckets in the Cayman Islands
Haven't read will
I ball until I'm dead
And then I resurrect my corpse
I've got so much money
I can buy states like New York
I can pay the judge
To kill my enemies in court
I've got too much power
Play these niggas like a sport
I'm the best of poor and rich
I'm like a human spork
Yes I am important bitch
So act just like you know
First you pay attention
Then you pay me what you owe
My pockets so potent
I can influence you vote
I've got too much moolah
I've got too much moolah
Got many money making ventures
Left in my medulla
My wallet stay fatter
Than the stomach on Buddah
You can't be great
You got more snakes around you
Than Medusa
Your green is like a murder scene
Accounts are looking gruesome
Here's a buck, go away
And make yourself useful
I'm just being truthful
Not trying to diss you
Get a razor blade, draw a bath
Nobody will miss you
I am so high
I can see the ozone
If I jump I die
That I can afford tho
I am so cold
I inspired Frozone
At the mall clownin
Bitch they call me Bozo
You want some self worth
You better get yourself worth
You're not getting paid
If you're slaving at work
You gotta be rich
If you wanna make a statement
I'm talking this shit… cause
I can make the payments
Thuggy:
i climbed up on that money pile
i climbed up on that money pile
jump from the top, top speed
hit the ground, jumped up a little ruffled with a
country smile
damn
looked down and saw my body broken and leaking
the ground then opened and demons was like "come own
bro, we leaving"
i say gotdamn
let's roll,
these haters wanna take my soul
but ain't nothing to take i'm too cold
nigga, ballin this hard can take it's toll
OH, when i die these niggas might cry if you try to pull a casket up
the contract was such
those amassed could pay credit or cash to snort a sack of my ashes up
....and the reaper wanna wrap me up
but the money flow like aqueducts
shorties see the rollees and they have to touch
thuggy see the puddy an he have to fuck
it's that mcthuuuuuglinz, thuggin
straight baby
call yo mate baby
relationship state shaky
nope it all ain't gravy
shorty fought it bravely but became flaky as pastries
when i gave her the mauve mercedes
ain't gotta pray for me i'm at the pearly gates
youse a lame ignoramus if you think this paper cain't save me
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Illingsworth Detroit
EMCEE + PRODUCER
stuff i make = music with @rufiojones @seanuppercut, beats, raps, videos.
born & bred resident of Detroit.
smooth due to alopecia.
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