serial experimenter
this isn't beginner
cock-ring made in the image
of a fidget spinner

bigger dinner
my plate's full
appraisal of the portrayal is
faithful
my next vinyl is gate-fold

check the dotted line
since the forgotten times
go and get your box to shine my entire product line

after that swab the poop deck
goo gobs and boot-sweat
new Saab
new crew necks

every line measured twice, cut once
to die for
taking care of your animal needs
like pet supply stores

i'll probably die in a forest
in the crossfire of time-lords
an a army of cyborgs
fighting for a divine orb

my principles stick to me
i've guaranteed victory
so what's with the big hurry?
see this is a journey
where any beauty comes inversely related
to moments wholly submitted to big worries
i aim for the fence pearly

so serve me unearthly spreads
of burgers and turkey legs
you off the nervous meds?
i'm garnering furtive pledge

and now the crib's furnished
and i'm surrounded by servants
giving off an assertive air

the kid's of the surly fare
i'd rather be searching for twerking rears
and perfect pairs to squirt and insert it there


when you in a shitstorm
keep your mouth closed
you already gotta brown nose

i'm peeking through the sewer grate wearing clown clothes
my objective is to drown foes

only connecting with the sound pros
on my proud brow where the crown goes

now now, cocaine kings
you don't want your snow plowed 'cause nobody wishes to vouch for
your louse hordes
your whole house smells like outdoors

how can i espouse the virtues
of accepting these nerd hues

an outcast
banned from practice and the work due
out past the curfew
mouth fast as whirlpools
crowds smashed and burned through