Nigerian King

from by Rufio Jones

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I felt like putting on my Loot Suit again and this song was in the breast pocket. I didn’t know I was going to be writing a song about internet scamming at first, but my left brain took over. The beat Illingsworth made after the recording ended was better than I deserve. By the way, I finished this song several months before Micheal Neu was arrested for scamming people as a “Nigerian prince” so I am clairvoyant.

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I can't take a day off

I'm an old dude

If I don't make hits

Then I'm old news

But they only wanna

Hear the old Ruf

New shit unorthodox|Always try to keep me in a box

Like some old Jews|Like some old shoes

But this is what you're getting

So you gotta love it

I do what I want

And I feel better for it

Boy my life is liver

Than a beat reporter

I'm better than my avatar

So call me Korra

I love eating Italian

Bet you ain't no I spoke it

And sorry but I'm the master of none

I'm out here saying 'Allora'

When I was a bit poorer

I would walk down to the corner

And buy all my fauna and flora

From a liquor store and not Kroger

Play this shit when you're goin dumb

Hell play this shit when you knowing som'n

Shake your bums, rumps, and your asses

This track is going vibranium

This the perfect place

For Black Panther product placement

It's not disgraceful

When you do the shit

With charm and grace

Get a 15% take

And you're shameless

Send my payment

In a lump sum

Before it's Marvel vs Capcom

Rufio Jones

As Viewtiful Joe

Hit fast forward

I won

Y'all got more Ls than Cool James

My favorite color is red rum

I'll Rock'em Sock'em

You Lil Lames

With a uppercut

Get yo head sprung

But now I'm eating like king

And the internet will let me be

Any fucking thing

I can make you richer

Than you ever dreamed

Send your bank information

I'm a Nigerian king

It's not as shady as it seems

Dog, hold up

This is way beyond pyramid

This is more like a sphinx scheme

New millennium thief's theme

Dog, hold up

My mask is a task bar

Sign up for my maid service

Get your checking account cleaned

Dog, hold up

You know that you can trust me

Just go look at my profile

I'm a virile female white teen

Dog, hold up

On the phone with your grandmom

Say I got robbed in a sandstorm

Can you just send me 5000 please


from NIGERIAN KING, released February 1, 2018
Written and performed by Rufio Jones
Produced by Illingsworth


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Illingsworth Detroit


stuff i make = music with @rufiojones @seanuppercut and @stryfeD, beats, raps, videos.
born & bred resident of Detroit.
smooth due to alopecia.

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