SANTA = Stuff Almost Never Transpires Accordingly.
A Detroit CYDI Christmas: The tales of Stryfe and CYDI. Hijinx, anticipation, cheer and bol' gifts, these are the yuletide adventures of the randomestest rappers alive. Slap the 'Play' button to find out what happens next in the lives of our heroes.
What did you get for Christmas?
Did you get everything on your wishlist? x 2
I can hear Santa's sleigh
he filled up the toy bag yesterday
my stocking was hung on the chimney with care
hoping I was good enough to not get coal in there
other kids told me that he wasn't real
but every year I get a present by the tree with a tag that says
he put it under there
who else? nobody in my house finna eat no cookies and milk
they tell me they ain't gotta fireplace, ask, "how he getting in homes?"
how else, dummy? he climbed in through the windows
who you think buiding the xboxes and nintendos?
he only trying to give back the christmas that the Grinch stole
anyway, I got physical proof
it was footprints on the roof when we went to take them lights down
who else would stay at the north pole and freeze to give kids who don't even
believe some toys so they'll pipe down?
Awakening from a christmas eve nap
I hear glass shattering, and so I re-act
reach back for the g-at
while running to the stairs, vision impaired
a little dizzy, tripping over jimmies, the sticky icky scent in the air
unfamiliar, saw a shadowy figure, ripping the paper
off the gifts I had labored to make presentable
to give em to some kids who had little to make their holiday
memorable, I pointed the barrel, a shot whistled through
the visage who, must've been invincible
because he didn't notice it, in one motion he hoisted all the boxes
into the chimney, and rocketed out of it, I've had an encounter with
Santa's maniacal counterfeit counterpart
bound to start a fuss if I call the precinct talking wild,
I mean what would we think?
if some clown popped up
sayin' that Santa robbed him for all of the stocking stuffs
man, we'd prolly wanna have him locked up
December 24, I can't take it anymore
Tree got the presents glowing, and man not knowing
Is killin me, maybe if I take a little peak
I won't be so antsy, and be able to sleep
But I've been waitin like 3 hundred and 58 days
Chompin at the bit, even feelin kinda crazy
What will I get, Guess I gotta have faith
That it's good, cause if it ain't I'm punchin Santa in the face
Hey I've been nice this year but what difference would it make
If all that's in my stocking is an Omaha Steak
But I'll wait a couple hours. if tomorrow ain't great
I got a hit out on Saint Nicholas Cause I am on the take
Oh me, oh my, Oh my Oh me!
Wipe the crust out my eyes and Dash to the tree
What could it be? this present looks important
Unwrap the box ITS A PAIR OF AIR----- GORDANS?
Gordans? I wanted jordans,
okay, I'll see what else santa claus got in store then
Yes, this Present must be better than before
OMG NINTENDO SIXTY.....One?
One. Nintendo sixty one. How can I have fun with a
Nintendo sixty one.
Yo, santa, What's up with these knockoff gifts
My grades is straight A's and I've been a good kid
Peeked in the kitchen, I knew instantly
Why he had to give these off-brand generic gifts to me
Get Santa some real cookies, how the story goes
Cause my parents left him Hydrox instead of Oreos
from Better Than Nat King Cole,
released December 14, 2016
released December 22, 2011
Lyrics by Detroit CYDI (Sean Uppercut, Rufio Jones, Doc ILLingsworth) and Stryfe.
Produced by Doc ILLingsworth. The Bratty Child was voiced by Rasin Brandi